this was originally a top-ten-thor moments list but i’m not even twenty minutes in so i’ll have to extend the list. i repeat: thor’s plan was to successfully slay all the frost giants and not need to return until they’re all gone. thor’s grand plan was to strange themselves on jotunheim and also start a fight. he’s literally planned to strand them on jotunheim. right after he also told heimdall not to tell anyone they’re gone. “I have no plans to die today” thor says with the stupidest open-mouthed smirking smile ever captured on film. If tumblr didn’t have a picture limit i would put every instance of thor smiling in this list because look at that stupid smile. Loki came skulking around a corner and suggested not to go to jotunheim and not only did thor not suspect anything but he also then went on to decide to go to jotunheim. if loki stabbed him when he was 7 he would deserve it for this table flip alone. how can he just remorselessly throw the bread to the floor. i dont care how angy thor is about not getting to kill some jotuns or become king today this very instant, that is a tremendous waste of food. i also just realized that the loki exclusive clip gives loki the same hairstyle thor has here so do what you will with that information.Ġ/10. that’s funny, i thought loki was the genocidal one. shut up. “well, what would you do about this?” odin asks him. “march into jotunheim! like you once did! break their spirits! so they’ll never try anything like this again!” wow okay so we’ve fast-forwarded by like a thousand years and thor is still going on about genocide. “the jotuns must pay for what they have done! they broke into the weapons vault! if the frost giants had stolen even one of these relics!” thor. I’ll go easy on him here and let the Thor/Loki expressions do the talking because of “…just like you did Father” but seriously can his hands even fit around a sword handle? this kid isn’t even punching the air right? if there was a sword in his hand he would’ve cut his head with the way he’s moving? pure tiny-himbo energy here just look at that >:o face he’s making. Just absolute dumb*ssery that this 7yr old kid’s life goal is to “hunt down the monsters and slay them all”.
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